Category «funny»

Lose Control.

“Control is never achieved when sought after directly. It is the surprising outcome of letting go.”  ~James Arthur Ray I’m not a controlling person. I don’t mind if things don’t always go my way. I understand that this is life, and there will be many times when things are out of my control and there …

maybe that emily dickinson class i took in college was foreshadowing…

i think i should be a contestant on big brother. what are my qualifications? hmmm, well, it’s not a judge of character; i’ve been lacking in that ability lately. i don’t think it’s the ability to win reality show physical activities or challenges; i’ve been in better shape and don’t seem to have a penchant …

“How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don’t want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away?”

  did i mention how psyched i am to see bruno tonight? i am also super glad to be getting out of the house to do more than just ride around walmart in a jazzy. back injury be damned! i shall be quoting bruno for the next few days. be glad you don’t have to be around me …