Category «pop culture/celebrities»

Rest for the weary…

I made a nice little syllabus to help keep myself accountable while studying for my NASM Certified Personal Training. Sunday through Tuesday, I’ll cover one chapter, and then Wednesday through Friday, I’ll cover another and so on with Saturdays off. So technically yesterday was supposed to be my non-study day and I’d start fresh today. …

Pass the holiday gluttony.

“Don’t dig your grave with your knife and fork.” – English Proverb Remember that Doritos tagline, “Crunch all you want, we’ll make more?” Every holiday, I take that tagline to mind, and modify it so it works for me, “You don’t have to eat everything, there’ll be more food tomorrow.” In the Doritos commercial, they …

maybe that emily dickinson class i took in college was foreshadowing…

i think i should be a contestant on big brother. what are my qualifications? hmmm, well, it’s not a judge of character; i’ve been lacking in that ability lately. i don’t think it’s the ability to win reality show physical activities or challenges; i’ve been in better shape and don’t seem to have a penchant …

the media’s fascination with farrah’s death was actually trumped.

           right now, i’m doing something that i haven’t been able to do in a good fifteen or twenty years. maybe even more. at this moment, i’m actually watching videos on MTV. yes, they’re all michael jackson videos of course, but that’s even better. for tonight only, i’m able to tune into this station and …

aren’t there any good mistresses in south carolina?

      this story keeps getting better and better. first the governor of south carolina is missing. then he’s camping. then he’s in another country. and now the truth comes out–he was in argentina having an affair with a friend. say it with me everyone, ARGENTINA?? oh for the love of pete. if he was going …