the media’s fascination with farrah’s death was actually trumped.

           right now, i’m doing something that i haven’t been able to do in a good fifteen or twenty years. maybe even more. at this moment, i’m actually watching videos on MTV. yes, they’re all michael jackson videos of course, but that’s even better. for tonight only, i’m able to tune into this station and …

i need a do over.

          yes, he’s on tv in the background–again…but i’m not watching. okay, i’m watching a little bit, but i’m mostly concentrating.          right now i’m having one of those late night, esoteric thoughts about my life–specifically my career. how awesome would it have been if i had made use of my english major and …

aren’t there any good mistresses in south carolina?

      this story keeps getting better and better. first the governor of south carolina is missing. then he’s camping. then he’s in another country. and now the truth comes out–he was in argentina having an affair with a friend. say it with me everyone, ARGENTINA?? oh for the love of pete. if he was going …